Total Medals Earned: 444 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,745 Points
Medals Earned: 9/13 (100/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/275 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/335 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/95 points)
Medals Earned: 14/44 (135/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Defeat the game!
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock a vehicle
Destroy 10 enemy guns
Kill 100 enemies
Destroy 10 enemy vehicles
Destroy 100 enemy vehicles
Destroy 100 enemy guns
Beat the 10th mission, "Operation "Overlord"
Unlock your first tank
Reach the highest rank
Kill 1000 enemies
Kill 2500 enemies
Beat the game
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
